Oh Kelso, what are you doing to yourself? You are in a state of total disarray.
Easter and the tourist season is here, yet roadworks and roadmen clutter the whole area. Building renovations are also taking place.
And what is happening in the abbey parking area? It is new public toilets which are being erected, or a new mini store?
Please, Kelso, get back quickly to your former glory and help the rest of us to regain our sanity.